You ever wonder what your boss does on his days off? Maybe you picture him golfing or sailing or even just relaxing while reading the newspaper in his posh living room. Or maybe you imagine him with his cock out, jerking off in front of an undercover cop at a porn shop.
Apparently, that’s [...]

A few years ago… maybe in 2004 or so… my niece Jill told me that she communicated with her friends primarily through instant messaging. She would sit at her computer for hours just typing away to other teenagers out there in internetland somewhere. I thought it seemed weird. Why wouldn’t they just [...]

Dearest heathens,
I have news to share with you. The body shop called with an estimate to repair the damage caused by a recent hit and run accident. Drum roll….. $6500 and it’ll be done by January 7.
Insurance will cover it, but I’ll have to pay the deductible and I’m sure my rates will [...]

Now that I’m the victim of a hit and run, a few of my friends have asked if I think it’s payback in the form of car karma (or in this case: “car-ma”). My answer? Yeah - that might have something to do with it.

This is what I saw today as I was heading out to band practice. Apparently, someone crashed into my car last night and drove off. You can see they lost a headlight in the accident, and there’s some blue paint on my bumper.
But here’s the thing - I’m not even really all that [...]