But at least our babies aren’t starving.

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The statement isn’t accurate, but the joke’s god damn funny.

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Be my friend. (I’m a MySpace dork.)

I got my shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It fucking rocks:

And since we’re on the subject, check out this hate mail someone sent to T-Shirt Hell. I have no idea which shirt she’s referring to, but there are several that fit the bill.

From: tandra d.
Sent: Tuesday, November 01, 2005 9:25 AM
Subject: disgusting

this t shirt is down right degrading and disgusting………….why would
you be so ignorant as that to down grade our Lord And Savior Jesus
Christ….SHAME ON YOU.

tandra d.

T-Shirt Hell’s response: Presently, we have about a half dozen shirts that are
degrading, disgusting, and down grade your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
So, while I applaud your charming use of alliteration, it is hard to know
how to respond to this when you are so vague about which particular shirt
offended you. As Judas once said to Jesus, “I know you’re going to be
crucified, but lighten up.” Tandra, take that cross out of your ass and
enjoy life and learn to laugh a bit. Your devotion should be a source of
joy, not anger. I’ve found that a good set of rosary beads can double as
ben wa balls. That way it’s good for you and for the Lord. Shame on me?
Jesus didn’t believe in judging people so how dare you judge me. Do you
think you’re better than Jesus? Well you’re wrong. Because me, and all
of my friends who are better than Jesus discussed it, and agreed that
you’re not.

Classic (and totally creepy):

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