Bonnaroo, a Waterpipe, and Dripping Jizz

I'm leaving for Bonnaroo today, so I'll be away from The Churning until the middle of next week.  I'm sure some of you are surprised to know I'll be spending several days in the middle of nowhere with limited internet access at a music festival swarming with hippies.  I mean, it's common knowledge that I hate jam bands.

But the thing is, Bonnaroo's not entirely focused on jam bands.  This year, there's Radiohead, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Sonic Youth, Beck, Stephen Malkmus,  Cypress Hill, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, and comedians like Patton Oswalt, Demetri Martin and Lewis Black.  Blah blah blah.  I sound like a Bonnaroo shill.

Anyway, Ev's in charge while I'm away.  As you know, he's been hard at work on The Churning's newest series: "Kidz' Korner!" So with that in mind I leave you with Ev's latest creation: