Camel Toads vs. Camel Toes

Tuesday's "camel toe" post here at The Churning got a pretty strong reaction. I decided I should follow it up somehow, so I did a little digging. Turns out not everyone is familiar with this phenomenon. Case in point: this ridiculous advice column I found over at The Intersection of 13 and 13:

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The "Uninformed Reader" is either a skilled prankster or completely out of touch. The premise is a little dubious. A kid wrote a letter to his buddy saying he wanted to go to the pool to scout out "camel toes" and somehow an iced tea mishap made the words look like "camel toads." Sounds like a gag to me, but let's assume the letter is the real deal.

Does this mean the kid is a junior perv in training, or does he just have a healthy curiosity about women and sex? I wonder if the answer to this question will be different for women and men. Mel pointed out that in the comments section of the previous camel toe post it seemed like women thought the picture was nasty and men couldn't stop drooling over it.