It reminds me of the classic question: Why do cyclists wear black bike shorts? And of course, there's this popular Camel Toe post from way back when.

Okay... so the difference is that a woman with tight pants can have a camel toe. A dude with tight pants might have a moose knuckle.

Answer: moose knuckle

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The "Uninformed Reader" is either a skilled prankster or completely out of touch. The premise is a little dubious. A kid wrote a letter to his buddy saying he wanted to go to the pool to scout out "camel toes" and somehow an iced tea mishap made the words look like "camel toads." Sounds like a gag to me, but let's assume the letter is the real deal.

Does this mean the kid is a junior perv in training, or does he just have a healthy curiosity about women and sex? I wonder if the answer to this question will be different for women and men. Mel pointed out that in the comments section of the previous camel toe post it seemed like women thought the picture was nasty and men couldn't stop drooling over it.

Thanks to The Aardvark for this update from Snopes:
The column first appeared in the Hays Daily News, a Kansas paper, back in June. Snopes checked with the columnist who says, "I recognized the handwriting on the envelope as being from someone who writes in frequently, if anonymously — always legitimate questions, so I have no reason to suspect this particular question was a fraud. "

(Image borrowed from cinders.) Here's a link for a closer look at the cameltoe. Camel toes rule!