Caption Contest: Grandma Knows How to Party

Time for The Churning's sporadic caption contest. This image was submitted by loyal reader Code Brown or whatever his silly pseudonym is these days. Submit your best caption in the comments area and you might win. And by win, I mean you get jack shit. Yay!

Caption Contest: Weird hairy ape people

Update 02/03/2009:

The winner has been announced. "He" gets bragging rights for coming up with Star Wars Episode XXY: Wookie Love. Maybe we'll do more of these in the near future. Maybe not. Whatever.

-Jason
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Dearest friends and online jerkoffs, welcome to The Churning's first ever caption contest. This first picture was submitted by loyal reader JimPony. I have no idea how to caption this freaky fucking picture. Weird shit.

Enter your best suggestion in the comments below. What can you win? My gratitude and a link on The Churning's home page to whatever site you want. I'll announce the winner in two weeks. Then maybe we'll do this shit again. Also - email me any pics you would like me to use for future caption contests (thechurning AT gmail).

Write a caption. Do it. Now.