Poop Back and Forth Forever

I've mentioned this scene a couple times before, but I just found the clip on YouTube and wanted to share it with The Churning Loyalists. It's from the movie Me and You and Everyone We Know. Two kids are goofing off on the computer, IM'ing strangers, and the little brother comes up with an excellent idea: spacedocking!

Robby: Ask her if she likes bologna. What are you putting?

Peter: I asked her what kind of "bosom" she had. It's probably a man.

Robby: Why is it a man?

Peter: 'Cause everyone just makes stuff up on these things. It's probably a man pretending to be a woman. Okay. So picture a fat guy with a little wiener.

Robby: What's a "bosom?"

Peter: It's a nice word for titties.

Robby: Where's Mom?

Peter: What do you mean?

Robby: What do you think she's doing right now?

Peter: I don't know. Screwing her new boyfriend probably.

Robby: I think she's buying us presents.

Peter: Yeah, Robby. Right now she's probably buying us each a car!... It's a man.

Robby: I think it's a woman. I can tell it is.

Peter: What should we write? "I have a big wiener?"

Robby: "I want to poop back and forth."

Peter: What? What does that mean?

Robby: Like, I'll poop into her butt hole and then she'll poop it back into my butt hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop.

Peter: Oh, my God. I'm going to put that! "I want to poop back and forth." Oh, God. She's gonna think we're a crazy, perverted person. Ooh! She thinks we're crazy!

Robby: No, tell her like how I said it.

Peter: No, she'll never write back, Robby. We have to sound like we're a man, you know? That's just lame. It's stupid.

Robby: But you said I could do half, and you've done all of them before this.

Peter: Okay, whatever. We're probably gonna get arrested. What do you want me to put?

Robby: Like how I said it.

Peter: "I'll poop in your butt hole... and then you will poop it back... into my butt... and we will keep doing it...

Robby: "back... and forth... with the same poop.... forever."