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31Oct/083

The Halloween Song

Children are delicious. Just ask Stephen Lynch...

Happy Halloween, jerks. And happy FNFO!

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31Oct/0612

Happy Halloween or Best Haircut Ever

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9Nov/0520

Pretty Much My Favorite Costumes Ever

I don't know who these kids are, but their Halloween costumes are pretty sweet.

Kids dressed as Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro
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They're dead ringers for Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Sanchez. Napoleon's got those horrible boots and Pedro's wearing that awful wig. Perfect!

I hope the trick or treating went something like this:

Pedro: "Give us candy and all your wildest dreams will come true."
Guy with candy: "Who are you supposed to be?"
Napoleon: "Napoleon Dynamite."
Guy with candy: "Who?"
Napoleon: "Napoleon Dynamite. I'm one of Pedro's best friends."
Guy with candy: "Who's Pedro?"
Pedro: "I like your bangs."
Napoleon: "Just give us the candy! I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today!"
Guy with candy: "All right, here you go..."
Napoleon: "Gosh! Freakin' idiot!"


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31Oct/0520

Happy Halloween!

Thanks to Brett for the pic.

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