Whenever I Get Depressed: Part II

Ev now has the cutest dog of all time.

It's sort of ironic for a guy like Ev to get a cute little dog. It's kind of like a huge guy in prison having the nickname "Tiny."

I need to give you a little background info before I move on. Ev is a regular freakshow over at Quietwater and he's a frequent contributor here at The Churning. Ev's dangerous. Ev's huge. He once lifted me over his head as a show of strength (and no we were not naked at the time).

Let me put it this way: If you accidentally step on Ev's toe while you're in line at the bank, you should apologize. He may not say anything at the time. He might even quietly walk out of the building like nothing happened. But if you don't apologize, you probably should hang out in the bank for like an hour before you leave. You know, give him some time to forget about it. Trust me.

That's why it surprised me when Ev IM'ed me to say he was getting a sweet little girly puppy dog.

Ev: we're getting another dog.
JJ: sweet
JJ: boy or girl
Ev: girl
Ev: chihuahua
JJ: you're gay
Ev: Dear JJ:
Ev: Fuck you.
Ev: Sincerely,
Ev: Ev
JJ: hahaha
Ev: I'd rather have girls because boys make the lipstick come out and hump things.
JJ: true
JJ: red rockets are gross
Ev: and I don't need that shit in my house.
Ev: I don't need some chihuahua dick giving me penis envy.

Ahhh, okay... I'm not going to comment on that last line there.

Enough beating around the bush. On with the pics: