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7Jun/094

Vulvas are like snowflakes

They're moist and pretty... and every one is different (totally NSFW).

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4Dec/085

Custom sign generators

Raju recently posted a link to Screedbot, an online tool that allows you to create custom animated gifs with any text. Of course, I typed in a bunch of dirty words and began giggling like a 10 year old.

Dirty word Screedbot

That reminded me of the classic church sign generator...

Church sign says evolution is a crock of shit

and the cassette tape generator...

The Sucky Sucky Fucky Fuckies

and of course, who could forget the Einstein chalkboard?

Einstein says Eric drinks his own pee

Then there's the Monopoly card generator:

Monopoly card says go directly to jail where you will be painfully sodomized

There are a fucking gazillion others. Those are just the first few that came to mind.

I remember seeing one of these with a naked chick where it looked like the text was written across her tits. I can't find the link. I imagine there are a ton of 'adult' sign generators, but the only ones I could find suck donkey balls. Can you assist?

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1Nov/082

How fast is your reaction time?

Take this test and find out.

(Thanks to Lulu for the link)

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14Aug/084

I Love Egg

I just want to eat that little singing fucker.

(Hat tip: Jimpony)

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17Feb/084

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Jimpony submitted this evidence that the apocalypse is upon us: Hot Chicks with Douchebags. The guys in these photos should be put to sleep. Douchebaggery is punishable by death.

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