That reminded me of the classic church sign generator...

and the cassette tape generator...

and of course, who could forget the Einstein chalkboard?

Then there's the Monopoly card generator:

There are a fucking gazillion others. Those are just the first few that came to mind.

I remember seeing one of these with a naked chick where it looked like the text was written across her tits. I can't find the link. I imagine there are a ton of 'adult' sign generators, but the only ones I could find suck donkey balls. Can you assist?

(Thanks to Lulu for the link)

(Hat tip: Jimpony)

You can thank Jimpony for sending us the link.

Most of you know that in addition to The Churning, I also run a website for my band, The Codes. The trouble is - that site isn't really a blog (even though we do add new content on a regular basis). And since it's not a blog, it doesn't have a blogroll. And since it doesn't have a blogroll, it's not easy to trade links with people like I do here.

No links for The Codes = zero Google page rank = low search engine rankings. Basically, I'm fucked. That's where Tricia's solution comes into play.

I want you to include a link to The Codes website (http://thecodes.net/main) in one of your upcoming blog posts. In exchange, I will include your site in a blog review here at The Churning. And I promise the review will be positive. I don't necessarily need you to tell people to visit http://thecodes.net/main, or add the site to your blogroll, or even post the link prominently. This is all about page rank, not exposure.

The easiest way to participate would be to make a passing reference to my band in one of your blog entries. Like "So I was masturbating this weekend and suddenly I started thinking about JJ's band The Codes. I came immediately." You know, something like that. After you publish your post, email thechurning[at]gmail[dot]com to let me know (or just leave a comment here on this post).

And while you're at it, be our friend on MySpace. All the cool kids are doing it.

Here are some more ways you can incorporate my band's name into a blog post:

...And then the guy cut me off in traffic! I rolled down my window and yelled "The Codes will fuck your shit up motherfucker!" He had no idea what I was talking about.

I can't believe this horrible diarrhea I've had. This morning I squirted poo out of my ass and it was so nasty, it reminded me of The Codes.

I kept drinking whiskey shots, one after another. After six or seven, my girlfriend called me an alcoholic. I was so insulted. I yelled, "Fuck that! At least I'm not The Codes!"

You ever suck cock for cash? I bet The Codes have!

great stuff.

Fucking funny.

I'm not too clear on the other parts of the story, but I think there's something about a naked dude who ate a bad piece of fruit. I think he got sick or something. Anyway, I'm getting a little off track here.

So this Jesus dude died or whatever. Then something else happened and then some more stuff happened. Now, 2000 years later, people keep thinking they see his face on stuff. Like on a burned tortilla or a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm not sure what their problem is - maybe they're delusional or something.

But now, Jesus is making a very special appearance in a very special place. I've posted a picture of it here. Can you guess what this very special place is? The answer will magically appear after the jump.

It's a dog's dirty asshole!

Check out getbehindjesus.net for more info.

(Hat tip: JuicyA)