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3Dec/073

Buck Truck – The Rappin Trucker (King of Truckabilly!)

Wow, this is pure torture. Buck Truck is like a hillbilly version of Wesley Willis. I hate it so much that I love it. That does make sense, doesn't it?

You can thank Jimpony for sending us the link.

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12Jan/0724

Link Love for The Codes

the codesI have a proposition for you. If you accept, your website will get a link here at The Churning, which has a 5/10 page rank. But first, let me start by admitting I totally stole this idea from blog maven Tricia, who runs Tricia's Musings.

Most of you know that in addition to The Churning, I also run a website for my band, The Codes. The trouble is - that site isn't really a blog (even though we do add new content on a regular basis). And since it's not a blog, it doesn't have a blogroll. And since it doesn't have a blogroll, it's not easy to trade links with people like I do here.

No links for The Codes = zero Google page rank = low search engine rankings. Basically, I'm fucked. That's where Tricia's solution comes into play.

I want you to include a link to The Codes website (http://thecodes.net/main) in one of your upcoming blog posts. In exchange, I will include your site in a blog review here at The Churning. And I promise the review will be positive. I don't necessarily need you to tell people to visit http://thecodes.net/main, or add the site to your blogroll, or even post the link prominently. This is all about page rank, not exposure.

The easiest way to participate would be to make a passing reference to my band in one of your blog entries. Like "So I was masturbating this weekend and suddenly I started thinking about JJ's band The Codes. I came immediately." You know, something like that. After you publish your post, email thechurning[at]gmail[dot]com to let me know (or just leave a comment here on this post).

And while you're at it, be our friend on MySpace. All the cool kids are doing it.

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12Dec/063

verizon doing math

http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com

great stuff.

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5Dec/067

I’m not a racist, that’s what’s so insane about this.

http://captainoftheussinevitable.ytmnsfw.com/

Fucking funny.

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3Oct/0617

Some Dude Named Jesus Appeared in a Very Special Place

jesus faceLong long ago in a galaxy far far away there was some dude named Jesus. Some people thought he was kind of a big deal. Other people thought he sucked big time. And then they killed him.

I'm not too clear on the other parts of the story, but I think there's something about a naked dude who ate a bad piece of fruit. I think he got sick or something. Anyway, I'm getting a little off track here.

So this Jesus dude died or whatever. Then something else happened and then some more stuff happened. Now, 2000 years later, people keep thinking they see his face on stuff. Like on a burned tortilla or a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm not sure what their problem is - maybe they're delusional or something.

But now, Jesus is making a very special appearance in a very special place. I've posted a picture of it here. Can you guess what this very special place is? The answer will magically appear after the jump.

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