Best of Everything – 2008
2008 brought us a new president, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, an economy in the shitter, and the dominance of Michael Phelps. This year has been huge.
I would try to compile a comprehensive list of the most memorable moments of 2008, but I'm way too lazy for that. And besides, Time Magazine beat me to it.
Happy New Year!
Custom sign generators
Raju recently posted a link to Screedbot, an online tool that allows you to create custom animated gifs with any text. Of course, I typed in a bunch of dirty words and began giggling like a 10 year old.
That reminded me of the classic church sign generator...
and the cassette tape generator...
and of course, who could forget the Einstein chalkboard?
Then there's the Monopoly card generator:
There are a fucking gazillion others. Those are just the first few that came to mind.
I remember seeing one of these with a naked chick where it looked like the text was written across her tits. I can't find the link. I imagine there are a ton of 'adult' sign generators, but the only ones I could find suck donkey balls. Can you assist?
Random List: Best Solo-Career Songs by Eagles Members
Here are a few of the more notable songs released by members of the Eagles during their various solo careers. I'm ordering them from best to worst. Agree? Disagree? Don't give a shit?
- Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh
- Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
- Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
- Boys of Summer - Don Henley
- Smuggler's Blues - Glenn Frey
- The End of the Innocence - Don Henley
- You Belong to the City - Glenn Frey
Back to the Future Part II Anachronisms
I'm sitting here watching Back to the Future 2 and I noticed that the Robert Zemeckis 1989 vision of the future doesn't exactly mesh with reality. I realize it's only 2008, but I'm ready to pass judgment right fucking now.
Picture this: It's the year 2015. Marty McFly has traveled from 1985 to try on some Nike 2015's while checking out Jaws 19 at the Holomax. There he is skating around on his hoverboard, trying as hard as possible not to fuck up the space-time continuum.
Amidst all the futuristic shenanigans, I began to pick up on some inconsistencies.
Here's a brief list:
- No cell phones
The 2015 version of Marty has a videophone that is projected on what appears to be a VHS quality pull-down screen - but not a cell phone. Marty's daughter (also played by Michael J Fox) has some sort of device on her face at some point. It looks like sunglasses with an small video screen attached. I'm not sure if that is some sort of futuristic communications device or a movie player. Either way - no cell phones. - Fax machines
In one scene, Marty's boss fires him during a videophone conversation, and for added emphasis he sends the message via fax. They're using fax machines - in 2015! Note: Marty has at least three fax machines in his home office. Stupid. - Thermal printers
That fax machine I was referring to? It still prints on 80's era thermal paper. - No LCD or plasma TVs
Marty McFly Jr. watches picture in picture, which is pretty cool I guess. But he does it on a shitty projection screen. No HD, no plasma, no LCD. Fuck that. - No modern video games
Marty plays a first-person shooter video game in the 80's cafe. It has a gun attached with a cable to the stand-up console and some sort of 32 bit graphics display. Not an anachronism certainly (it is the 80's cafe after all). However, there are no references anywhere to modern video games. - No iPods, mp3 players, or even CDs
While Marty's old-school cassette tape Walkman is a major factor in Part I (1985 and 1955), not one character listens to any type of portable music device in 2015. I guess the iPod becomes passe sometime between 2008 and 2015. - The Cubs finally win another World Series
At one point, a holograph display shows a congratulatory billboard for the Cubbies beating Miami in the 2015 World Series. One character implies that this is the first series the Cubs have won in more than 100 years. Oh wait. This is totally accurate. Though 2015 my be too soon.
Feel free to add to the list in the comments section (if you're a giant dork like I am).
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Albums that never get old
Kevin Kubusheskie and I had a conversation the other night about the best albums of all time. Well, more like albums that are good from start to finish. Records where every song is a winner - all kickass with no low points. These are the kind of albums I could listen to a million times without hating them.
My first choices tend toward radio friendly alternative (I hate that term). Kevin came up with some real classics like Zeppelin and The Beatles. I'm going to list five of mine. Add yours in the comments if you feel like it.
- Pavement - Crooked Rain Crooked Rain
- The Smiths - Louder Than Bombs
- Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- The White Stripes - De Stijl
- The Misfits - Legacy of Brutality
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