That’s jizztastic!

I read an article about jizzing on someone's face and I immediately thought of you.

Apparently there's a myth out there that semen acts as a super facial lotion. I would have assumed it's just a bad excuse guys might use to convince their retarded girlfriends to let them jizz on their face. But a couple of die hard journalists know what happens when you "assume". So they decided to put the myth to the test. They smeared goo on their face every day for a month and documented the results. Enjoy.

(Hat tip: MS)

New Year Songs

Dearest readers,

Happy New Year to you and your perversions.

I've started a list of songs related to New Years Day. Add to the list in the comments section if you can think of some more. Maybe this time next year I'll post mp3s so you can download them and make a New Year compilation CD.

• Death Cab For Cutie - The New Year
• The Breeders - New Year
• U2 - New Years Day
• Codeine - New Year's (Seam played a version of this song too - I'm not sure which came first)

Didn't the Scud Mountain Boys have a song called New Years Day? Or maybe it's a lyric in one of their songs?

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Best regards,
JJ

Grosser Than Gross

Randi says I have to write a new post. So here's my half-assed attempt...

I realize this has been done before, but I think we can do it better. Remember the "What's grosser than gross" game? Stupid kids would try to out-do each other, trying to come up with the most disgusting thing they could imagine. It usually ended with references to boogers and poop. But we're all adults here, and we've all seen far worse than someone eating a booger. Let's try to create a solid list of things that are truly gross. I'll go first. Add to the list in the comments section.

What's grosser than gross?

• When you're buttfucking and you notice a bloody anal wart, so you pick it off with your fingernail, put it in your mouth, and chew on it like a broken-off pencil eraser

Okay. Your turn.