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		<title>The Codes &#8211; 9/17/11</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2011/09/20/the-codes-91711/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my band. A mystery fan shot this video at our last show and posted it on Facebook. That makes me smile. [video type="youtube" id="5GdsWhAUJwc" width="480"]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thecodes.net/">This is my band</a>. A mystery fan shot this video at our last show and posted it on Facebook. That makes me smile.</p>
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		<title>The night the lights went out in Philadelphia</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2010/07/22/the-night-the-lights-went-out-in-philadelphia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a post I stole directly from my band's website: The Codes. I am a lazy piece of shit sometimes. If you missed our last show at North Star Bar, you missed a good one. Shit got a little crazy. A few bands played before us including A Million Years. They were incredible. By the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's a post I stole directly from my band's website: <a href="http://thecodes.net"target="_blank">The Codes</a>. I am a lazy piece of shit sometimes.</p>
<p>If you missed our last show at <a href="http://northstarbar.com/"target="_blank">North Star Bar</a>, you missed a good one. Shit got a little crazy. A few bands played before us including <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thepenrosemusic"target=_blank">Penrose </a>and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/amillionyearsmusic"target=_blank">A Million Years</a>. They were incredible. </p>
<p>By the time we hit the stage it was already 1am. The crowd was good and drunk by then. Lots of hooting and hollering. Good energy in the room.</p>
<p>Halfway through the set, in the middle of one of our songs, the stage lights went black. We later found out that someone spilled a beer on the lighting board. They were OUT. No bringing them back. So we just kept playing. It was completely pitch black in there. The only lights were the sporadic flashes from cameras in the crowd. We played several more songs in complete darkness - including an encore.</p>
<p>Here's the song we were playing when the lights died - they go out at 4:00. Check it out.</p>
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<div align="center"><a href="http://thecodes.net"target="_blank"><img src="http://thecodes.net/images/thecodes_logo_smallest.gif" alt="The Codes" title="Philadelphia Indie Rock"></img></a></div>
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		<title>The Codes on YouTube</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2010/06/08/the-codes-on-youtube/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a couple of videos of my band. I'm the guy playing drums. The Codes - Won't Be The Same The Codes - Get Away If you're in Philly on Saturday July 10, you can check us out at North Star Bar. It's one of the best venues in Philadelphia and we're headlining! Get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are a couple of videos of my band. I'm the guy playing drums.</p>
<div align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wng7pVJZmm8&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wng7pVJZmm8&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://thecodes.net/">The Codes</a> - Won't Be The Same</div>
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<div align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XSVV1y1Gmh0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XSVV1y1Gmh0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://thecodes.net/">The Codes</a> - Get Away</div>
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If you're in Philly on Saturday July 10, you can check us out at North Star Bar. It's one of the best venues in Philadelphia and we're headlining! <a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&#038;eventId=2059005">Get tickets here</a>. Do it now! Well, you know, if you feel like it.</p>
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		<title>The Codes on Facebook &#8211; Philadelphia Indie Rock</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2010/03/02/the-codes-on-facebook-philadelphia-indie-rock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just uploaded a shitload of new pics to my band's Facebook page. You can stalk me there if you think that sort of thing is fun.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just uploaded a shitload of new pics to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Codes/50199662454">my band's Facebook page</a>. You can stalk me there if you think that sort of thing is fun.</p>
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		<title>The Codes Live EP &#8211; Free Download!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/12/16/the-codes-live-ep-free-download/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest friends, perverts and lurkers, My band has a new EP - a live recording from a recent gig in Philly. Download it at The Codes website for free. And spread the word. Your pal, JJ Download: The Codes at The Fire]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dearest friends, perverts and lurkers,</p>
<p>My band has a new EP - a live recording from a recent gig in Philly. <A href="http://thecodes.net/2009/12/live-ep-free-download">Download it at The Codes website for free</a>. And spread the word.</p>
<p>Your pal,<br />
JJ<Div align="center"><br />
<A href="http://thecodes.net/2009/12/live-ep-free-download"><b>Download: The Codes at The Fire</b></p>
<p><img src="http://thecodes.net/images/thecodes_logo_small.gif"></img><br />
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		<title>Another way to be even more annoying than you already are</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/07/26/another-way-to-be-even-more-annoying-than-you-already-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want you to annoy people. Constantly. It'll be fun. Here's an idea to help get you started. Throw rappers names into your regular daily conversations. Like this: Dork #1: "You want to go to the movies with me tonight?" Dork #2: "Mos def." Dork #1: "Awesome. I'm thinking we can check out that new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want you to annoy people.  Constantly.  It'll be fun.  Here's an idea to help get you started.  </p>
<p>Throw rappers names into your regular daily conversations.  Like this:</p>
<p>Dork #1: "You want to go to the movies with me tonight?"<br />
Dork #2: "Mos def."<br />
Dork #1: "Awesome.  I'm thinking we can check out that new creepy movie, Orphan."<br />
Dork #2: "Coolio."<br />
Dork #1: "Oh shit.  I just realized we don't have a way to get there.  My car's in the shop."<br />
Dork #2: "Eazy E.  We can borrow my mom's car."<br />
Dork #1: "Fresh Prince!"<br />
Dork #2: "What?"<br />
Dork #1: "I'm just saying."<br />
Dork #2: "I don't get it."<br />
Dork #1: "Fresh Prince.  Like - 'Fresh'.  You know.  Like it's cool that we can take your mom's car."<br />
Dork #2: "That's Ludacris."</p>
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		<title>Random List: Best Solo-Career Songs by Eagles Members</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2008/11/28/random-list-best-solo-career-songs-by-eagles-members/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few of the more notable songs released by members of the Eagles during their various solo careers. I'm ordering them from best to worst. Agree? Disagree? Don't give a shit? Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh Dirty Laundry - Don Henley Boys of Summer - Don [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are a few of the more notable songs released by members of the Eagles during their various solo careers.  I'm ordering them from best to worst.  Agree?  Disagree?  Don't give a shit?</p>
<ol>
<li>Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh
</li>
<li>Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
</li>
<li>Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
</li>
<li>Boys of Summer - Don Henley
</li>
<li>Smuggler's Blues - Glenn Frey
</li>
<li>The End of the Innocence - Don Henley
</li>
<li>You Belong to the City - Glenn Frey</li>
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		<title>Coldsplash &#8211; Tokyo Police Club on Desparate Housewives</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2008/11/16/coldsplash-tokyo-police-club-on-desparate-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The lads from Canadian indie rock group Tokyo Police Club were on an episode of Desperate Housewives this past week. They played in a fictional band called Cold Splash, competing in a local battle of the bands sort of thing. During the competition, they played In a Cave from their album Elephant Shell. I'm not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The lads from Canadian indie rock group Tokyo Police Club were on an episode of Desperate Housewives this past week.  They played in a fictional band called Cold Splash, competing in a local battle of the bands sort of thing.  During the competition, they played In a Cave from their album Elephant Shell.  </p>
<p>I'm not a fan of the show, but I'm glad my wife DVR'ed this latest episode.  Tokyo Police Club is badass, and I'll take pretty much any opportunity I can to mention them here.  Check out a couple of their videos from MTV's website:
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<div style="margin:0; text-align:center; width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><a style="color:#000000;" href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/tokyo_police_club/artist.jhtml">Tokyo Police Club - Tessellate</a> |<a style="color:#000000;" href="http://www.mtvmusic.com/">MTV Music</a></div>
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<div style="margin:0; text-align:center; width:320px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><a style="color:#000000;" href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/tokyo_police_club/artist.jhtml">Tokyo Police Club - In a Cave</a> |<a style="color:#000000;" href="http://www.mtvmusic.com/">MTV Music</a></div>
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		<title>Things Rick Astley would never do to you</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2008/11/06/things-rick-astley-would-never-do-to-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<title>Saved by Zero is a Clusterfuck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate hate hate that fucking Toyota commercial. Every Sunday during NFL games and every commercial break during the MLB World Series I hear "saaaved by zeeerooo! saved by zero - saved by zero!" I could not possibly hate a commercial more than I hate this one. The song is catchy and completely awful at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate hate hate that fucking Toyota commercial.  Every Sunday during NFL games and every commercial break during the MLB World Series I hear "saaaved by zeeerooo!  saved by zero - saved by zero!"</p>
<p>I could not possibly hate a commercial more than I hate this one.  The song is catchy and completely awful at the same time.  I will never buy a Toyota.  Ever.</p>
<p>The original song is from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swzK7Q8teSM"target="_blank">The Fixx</a>, an 80's band.  It's full of syncopated percussion, synth sounds, tons of reverb, a mulleted singer with a grim face, and vocals that sound almost like a slightly more upbeat version of Joy Division.  Totally 80's, but not vomit-inducing.</p>
<p>The song in the commercial, however, is clearly a studio recording by some piece of shit classic rock cover band doing their version of a song that was mediocre to begin with.  Imagine a backwoods Florida rock band in black t-shirts, tight acid washed jeans, waterfall mullets, and black Reebok high-tops performing a full set of Foreigner songs.  Then out of nowhere they sneak in their version of this clusterfuck by The Fixx.  That's how bad this song (and this commercial) is.</p>
<p>Watch at your own risk.  <a href="http://www.adrants.com/2008/10/saved-by-zero-makes-viewers-into.php"target="_blank">If you off yourself after witnessing this atrocity</a>, I will accept no responsibility whatsoever.  I warned you.</p>
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