Natalie Portman Rap Uncensored
Nearly three years ago, Natalie Portman was in an SNL Digital Short where she performed a rap song about fucking dudes and smoking weed. Funny shit. But of course all the good stuff was beeped out. It's NBC after all.
Now the uncensored audio has been released. I think it's on an album by The Lonely Island. They're the guys who create those SNL short films. The song is funny and dirty so I don't imagine it'll be on YouTube for very long. Hollywood lawyers and studio execs hate things that are funny and dirty.
(Hat tip: wwtdd)
Natalie Portman SNL Rap
Yeah she's hot (even with short hair), and when she's in hip-hop mode she curses like a sailor. Fucking awesome.
Bald, But Still Hot
Update 05/31/05--
Some 19-year-old kid wants to go out on a date with Natalie Portman. Big fucking shock.
--end of update.
Natalie Portman's got a new look.
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