McCain supporters are intelligent
They represent the the heart of America. They're hard-workin', God-fearin' registered voters. And these folks know what they want: lower taxes, better job security... and "whites only" drinking fountains.
Is it just me or does it seem weird that Al Jazeera is the news agency bringing this to light?
Who’s Next?
They say things happen in threes. I guess. I mean I have no proof. I don't know who "they" are. And after two minutes of Googling, I couldn't find any evidence of that theory.
Regardless (no not "irregardless" - that's fucking retarded), I'm a firm believer that things happen in threes. So in this case, Bernie Mac was first. Then Isaac Hayes. So who's next?
What are the rules surrounding the "things happen in threes" rule anyway? If Mac and Hayes are the first two, then what criteria must the third meet? Are we talking three famous people? Three black dudes? Three comedic actors (gotta give Hayes credit for South Park)?
Maybe it's all of the above. If I were Chris Rock, I'd take my vitamins and lay low for a few days.
If I weren’t already planning to vote for Obama…
This would be enough to sway my decision. I'd vote for any candidate who proudly orders PBR. And it looks badass to leave an $18 tip on one beer.
Hit and Run Sticker Shock
Dearest heathens,
I have news to share with you. The body shop called with an estimate to repair the damage caused by a recent hit and run accident. Drum roll..... $6500 and it'll be done by January 7.
Insurance will cover it, but I'll have to pay the deductible and I'm sure my rates will go up.
One final note about this ordeal - Check out the picture below. Notice how cautiously and carefully I folded in the driver's side mirror. I take this preventative measure every single day. In this case, it didn't help.
Yours in hatefulness and spite,
JJ
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