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3Oct/081

Creepy Gay Kid Happy Birthday

Sam from Opie and Anthony isn't gay (supposedly), but he is in love with Bob Kelly.

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19Sep/0714

I like to make werewolf MOVIES!

I can't stop laughing at this. Especially the line at the 28 second mark.

(Hat tip: O&A)

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1Dec/0620

Warning: This Video Clip will Probably Make you Vomit

Every December, Opie and Anthony hold an eggnog drinking contest. And it always ends with a bunch of fat guys vomiting into trashcans. But this year, Joe Rogan had the bright idea to make an intern lean back and open his mouth while the eggnog drinking champ Pat from Moonachie vomited into his face. The stunt was appropriately dubbed "baby bird".

There's a sickeningly awesome picture and video clip after the jump. Proceed at your own risk.

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13Nov/069

JJ’s an Arbitron Household

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That's right. I'm a statistic in the radio ratings game. Arbitron randomly selects people and I guess my name made the list. It's like the television Nielsen ratings for radio. They're going to send me two "books" which are like diaries. I mark down what I listen to on the radio every day for a week, then those numbers get added to the ratings.

I realize this doesn't sound very exciting, but I'm fucking psyched. I'm obsessed with radio. I've listened several hours a day for the last decade. It started in 1998 when I worked as a film processor for a professional photo studio in Orlando. I worked in a darkroom by myself 40 hours a week. The only thing that kept me sane was Real Radio 104.1.

Since then, I've been an addict. 98 Rock in Tampa, Y101 in Richmond, and now Free FM in Philly. There's something about radio that an iPod can't match. It's live. There are actual people talking into microphones. And now that satellite radio is getting huge, you can listen to uncensored adult conversations (like Opie and Anthony on XM).

So I'll be filling out my book next month. Keep an eye out as O&A get a tiny bump in Philly.

Unrelated side note: Don't forget to check out The Codes tonight in New York.

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6Nov/0611

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

borat at cannes film festivalLooks like the hype paid off for Borat. The movie has already made a profit - in one weekend - at only 837 theaters. The internet hype machine failed Snakes on a Plane, but it lifted Borat to a $26 million pay day. Is this proof that America actually has a sense of humor? Or is it possible the theaters were simply crowded with sexist anti-Semites laughing their asses off?

I guess it doesn't really matter. This thing's going national - to 2,500 theaters. And it makes sense. Just look at the sexy package that guy's dangling in the picture on the left from the Cannes Film Fest. Who wouldn't want to watch that shit in action for an hour and a half? I'm sure the red-staters are going to love him.

For more Borat, check out his interview with Opie and Anthony.


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