Obama Has a Huge Cock

Soon after we finished our set yesterday at Obamafest, we sat down for a beer next door at The Fire. A woman approached us wearing a Barack Obama t-shirt with a clipboard in her hand. Actually, I'm not certain she was a woman - she might have been some sort of troll. A bloated, pimply faced, middle-aged troll.

Troll: "You wanna volunteer to support Obama Tuesday at on of the local polling places?"
Me: "No thanks."
Troll: "Oh I see. I guess you're not really committed to the cause."
Me: "Actually, my band just played a few minutes ago at Obamafest."
Troll: "And that's where your commitment ends?"
Me: "Yeah, sounds about right."
Troll: "A lot of people are jumping on the Obama bandwagon because it's the cool thing to do."
Me: "Okay...."
Troll: "So you still don't want to volunteer?"
Me: "Uh... No."

Now I'm not saying anything against Obama here. But man - where are all the Obama babes I keep hearing about? Instead, I run into the runt of the litter.

About the title of this post... I have no proof whatsoever for that. Shit, he could be hung like an acorn for all I know. I just wanted to get your attention.

And as my brother told me last week, "Obama is the most far left wing liberal candidate out there. No one in their right mind would vote for him." So - Everyone make sure to vote for Obama. We need a liberal candidate on the ballot in November. Moderates are for sissies.

President Bush Speaks Openly and Honestly

Imagine if George W. accidentally ingested some truth serum before delivering his State of the Union Address.  The result might lead to an opening line like, "Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to threaten the world."
Yes this eBaumsWorld clip is old, but I can't help laughing every time I see it.