Inaccurate Celebrity News

I present to you, the return of Inaccurate Celebrity News.

The following statements are completely false:

1. Better late than never - Budweiser has announced plans to market twin packs of 16 ounce tallboy cans of malt liquor. They're putting a picture of Tupac Shakur on the label and they're calling it the "Two-Pack."
2. The marketing wizards at Budweiser realized they had a goldmine on their hands and expanded the idea. So now they're also shilling a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor with a picture of The Notorious B.I.G. on the label. They're calling that one "The Biggie."
3. After being dropped from several advertising contracts for being photographed with a smorgasbord of cocaine, Kate Moss was offered top dollar to pose in ads for mirrors and razor blades.
4. Andy Griffith denounced Jesus Christ and declared his devotion to his new lord and savior, Beelzebub.
5. Fans voted in record numbers to name Robert Romanus "Most Successful Alum from Ridgemont High."
6. Tom Cruise got Katie Holmes pregnant by putting his penis in her vagina.

Inaccurate Trivia

I'm testing out an idea I had for a recurring entry: completely fabricated information about your favorite celebrities.