Is it wrong to snoop in your partner’s internet history?
Question of the Day: Is it unethical to look through your significant other's internet browser history or is it perfectly acceptable?
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Why do guys like porn?
Why guys watch porno’s, volume III as read aloud by Patrick Stewart.
I'm going to make this as simple for everyone as possible.Â
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Guys watch porno because:
1.) We get bored.
2.) We get to see things they would not normally consider attempting with our significant other.
3.) We have dicks.
4.) Because we like looking at "nekkid womans".Â
5.) And because sometimes, we just want to jerk off. Jesus Christ. I mean, honestly, you have no idea the needs of the goddamned gonad. Like a zombie craving a delicious helping of brains, the fearsome Gonad hungers for a shot at your title.
Seriously, I mean what would you do if you had a raging boner and a stack full of porno starring "The woman with no gag reflex". And the end of the day, you can't use his porno watching as a blame game for your self-esteem issues.Â
That said, some women are cool as shit.  My wife for example, lets me watch all the porn I want. She doesn't care and it doesn't bother her. She, my best friend, gets it. And she's not afraid of watching a good porno herself.
So my advice is to figure out how much you're willing to be comfortable with and then explain that up front to him in plain english. And if he is willing to contend with that, then there you go. If not, it is probably because porn is a deal breaker with him and you would have just ended up fighting about it endlessly until things ended in a fucking disaster.Â
Ok? You don't need Cosmo or fucking anything else to tell you what your guy wants. He will tell you, just ask.
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Albino Porn Doesn’t Exist
Update: Turns out albino porn really does exist. Check out some of the links in the comments section below.
Do you know any albinos who would be willing to take off their clothes for cash? I guarantee there's a demand for that milky white goodness, and there's zero supply. We could stand to make a real chunk of change.
Can you imagine what an albino looks like naked? Are the nips white? The cooch? The tongue? The pubes? I must know.
