How do you Pronounce “Meme?”

It's like show and tell. We all take a turn. CousinEddie says it's my turn now. Thus I present to you the 4 Things Meme:

Four Jobs You've Had In Your Life

1. Muck Washer - I wore a full-body rubber suit and shot high pressure water at grease and dirt caked on heavy machinery.
2. Photo Lab Guy - I spent eight hours a day in a darkroom, listening to talk radio while wearing night vision goggles.
3. Security Guard - I sat alone for 8 hours watching NBA playoff action, playing pool, completing crossword puzzles, etc. There was very little "guarding" going on.
4. News Producer - I'd write what the news anchors would say. Sometimes they say it wrong.

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over

1. Memento - Backwards, forwards, this movie kicks ass in both directions.
2. Billy Madison - Adam Sandler has been involved in two masterpieces: Billy Madison and Punch Drunk Love. His other movies don't quite measure up.
3. Return of the Living Dead - Gory, funny, sexy, punk rock. Pure fucking genius.
4. Goonies - Do the truffle shuffle, bitch.

Four Places You've Lived

1. A shithole Gainesville duplex that my roommate Joe decorated to look like the inside of a woman's vagina/uterus.
2. A classroom inside a Richmond elementary school.
3. Frankie's living room in a downtown Orlando apartment.
4. A highrise in Center City Philly.

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch

1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Is this show ever coming back?
2. My Name is Earl - I used to have a skateboard video with Jason Lee. Dude was badass.
3. The Office - Art imitates life.
4. Conan O'Brien - I miss this show now that I have to wake up at a reasonable hour.

Four Places You've Been On Vacation

1. Angkor Wat, Cambodia
2. Nagano, Japan
3. Amsterdam, The Netherlands
4. Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico

Four Blogs You Visit Daily

1. Gangstas and Hugs
2. QWMaine
3. Diane’s Stuff
4. Captain & Coke with a Lime

Four Of Your Favourite Foods
This one's easy. I really only eat four types of food anyway.

1. Cheese pizza
2. Veggie burgers
3. Burritos
4. Cheese hoagies

Four Places You'd Rather Be

1. Dap Dap, Bam Ban, Tarlac, Philippines - That's the name of the village where Momo's family is from.
2. Tampa, Florida - I love going back home and hanging out with my parents.
3. Edinburgh, Scotland - What a beautiful city full of drunks. My kinda place!
4. Austin, Texas - Good beer, great Mexican food, and fantastic friends.

Four Albums You Can't Live Without

1. Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
2. Slint - Spiderland
3. The Smiths - Louder Than Bombs
4. Misfits - Legacy of Brutality

Four Vehicles You've Owned

1. 1981 Buick Regal with blue velour seats
2. 1986 Yellow Pontiac Firebird with t-tops
3. 1981 Chevy S-10 with no air conditioning, no tape deck, and a cable clutch
4. 2003 Subaru WRX. Yeah, I could kick your ass in the quarter mile.

Four People To Be Tagged

1. Mel
2. Sarah
3. JuicyA
4. Turboslut