has your poop ever called you papa?

not the soccer player silly!!!!!

but the guy playing a piece of poop.

david cross. wierd........

You All Want to Smell Farts

My Lady and I were at the airport a couple of days ago, picking up some friends. We stopped in the airport bookstore. As we approached the checkout to pay for a magazine, the guy and gal who worked there were in the middle of a conversation about farts. Here's how it went down: