Stupid jokes are… stupid.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

Here’s another stupid joke

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Stupid joke of the day

Here's an idea for a new series - terrible jokes. One liners. The kind of jokes that make people groan. First up... drum roll please...

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "we don't serve food here!"

Add your shitty jokes in the comments. And look for another one of mine here in the near future.