Barndon Brings New Sickness to The Churning
Please welcome The Churning's newest author: Barndon (from the now defunct Quietwater). Barnd is the guy who Photoshopped the pic of MacGyver shoving his cock in my ass. Or maybe that wasn't Photoshopped. I can't really remember what happened after I ate all those roofies.
Here's a pic of me and Barnd during his last trip to Philly. Sorry there's no gay sex in that pic. I know it's probably a let down after seeing the MacGyver pics again.
An Assignment for The Churning Loyalists
We're all going to work together to help our dear friend Sar. She's the mastermind behind Belle of the Brawl, and her site's been nominated for Best Political Blog in the Blogs of Summer contest.
- Go to Third World County
- Scroll down and look for the poll (in the first post or on the left sidebar)
- Vote for Belle of the Brawl
The poll looks like this:
Now go say hi to Sar if you have time:
Shave Everywhere: Dick, Balls and Ass
I know The Churning has discussed shaved nutsacks and vaginal hairstyles before, but the Shave Everywhere ad campaign takes it to a whole new smoothly cropped level. We're talking bald assholes, shorn cock-shafts, and silky smooth ballbags.
God damn, that is the gayest thing I've ever written.
Bonnaroo, a Waterpipe, and Dripping Jizz
I'm leaving for Bonnaroo today, so I'll be away from The Churning until the middle of next week. I'm sure some of you are surprised to know I'll be spending several days in the middle of nowhere with limited internet access at a music festival swarming with hippies. I mean, it's common knowledge that I hate jam bands.
But the thing is, Bonnaroo's not entirely focused on jam bands. This year, there's Radiohead, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Sonic Youth, Beck, Stephen Malkmus, Cypress Hill, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, and comedians like Patton Oswalt, Demetri Martin and Lewis Black. Blah blah blah. I sound like a Bonnaroo shill.
Anyway, Ev's in charge while I'm away. As you know, he's been hard at work on The Churning's newest series: "Kidz' Korner!" So with that in mind I leave you with Ev's latest creation:
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