Fuck that Gimpy Dolphin

This dolphin should be dead.  The slimy swimming retard got caught in a crab trap and managed to cut off its own tail.  Marine scientists found the injured animal and now they're trying to nurse it back to health.  But they're not stopping there.  The uber-nerds are actually trying to design a prosthetic tail for the dolphin.

Don't these "scientists" have anything better to do with their time?  Maybe they should be searching the ocean floor for potential cures for human diseases instead of trying to save this one fuck-up of a dolphin.  Let it die like all the other animals we don't give a shit about.

More than three million cats and dogs are "put to sleep" every year because no one took them home from the animal shelter.  And by "put to sleep" I mean they're each given an injection of phentobarbitol and over the next several minutes they slowly die from respiratory and cardiac arrest.  Then their lifeless carcasses are burned with hundreds of others in giant ovens.  (Or they're killed to make shitty fur coats in China.)

And I probably shouldn't get up on my soapbox about being vegetarian, but more than 47 billion animals are killed each year for food (10 billion in the U.S.).  We're talking chickens, cows, pigs, turkeys, etc.  If you fuckers don't give a shit about those FORTY SEVEN BILLION animals, then why the fuck do you care about this one goddamn moron with flippers?!?

And don't say it's because dolphins are smart.  You can't even carry on a conversation with the thing.  And just try to have it fetch your slippers.  It'll get pool water all over your carpet - then you'll be fucked.

Is it because they're oh so cute?  God I hope not.  The thing looks like a slimy dimwitted effeminate fish with teeth.  You'll accept the deaths of millions of cute little kitty cats, but we've gotta save that dolphin!

This world makes me sick.  Let the fucking thing die and let's move on without such obvious hypocrisy.