The Churning is run by degenerates. Writers based in Philly, DC, Richmond, and Tampa post ridiculous drivel here for people who are easily entertained. You want to check out the most recent flatulence jokes, drug references and sex humor? Have at it.

Or if you don’t want to waste your time digging through the daily shit, take a look at some of the posts that have received the biggest reaction from The Churning Loyalists.

Stories

• Dog Piss - The little fella had trouble holding it in.
• This is not a Cry for Help - I’m not an alcoholic, I swear.
• Men & Women Have Different Ideas of Sexy - So says J.Mo.
• Cock Tales and Beyond - Cock talk!
• Ketchup and Salt - Condiments are always free.
• Mysterious Voices - Telemarketers are half-retarded.
• God Damn Man - A Gainesville legend.

Pictures and Videos

• This Picture is Hilarious - Take a look at the background of this otherwise innocent picture.
• Fat Guy Dancing - A clip of the infamous Jack E Brown breakin’ it down to LL Cool J.
• God Bless the Unitard - We’re trying to start a fashion trend.
• Prothro Injury Picture - Do not look at this picture unless you have a strong stomach.
• Worst Ride Ever - Napoleon Dynamite shilling for the Utah State Fair.
• My Dog Wears Boots - And he HATES it.

Art

• Dancing Robot - He’s *cute*
• GTA: Sesame Street - The Count’s a pimp!
• How’s That for Curious! - Curious George is a disgusting pervert.

General Silliness

• Euphemisms for Taking a Shit - It’s just what it sounds like: juvenile and disgusting.
• Worst Pick Up Lines Ever - Guys can be truly awful at times.
• Stink Shield at Seat 29E - A dude sent this complaint letter to Continental Airlines.
• A Few Ideas for Hooters - I’ve got a few new slogans for the restaurant chain to try out.
• Comment Spammers Eat Ass - Sometimes you gotta fight back.

Okay, that’ll get you started. You’ll have to dig around a bit for the rest.

And if you’re wondering - “The Churning” is a reference to a bas relief sculpture at Angkor Wat, Cambodia.